A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
As I went home on a Monday night,
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
As drunk as drunk could be,
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
A
A#
B
C
C#
saw a horse out
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
side the door
E
F
F#
G
G#
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
my old horse should be.
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
called my wife and I said to her:
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
A
A#
B
C
C#
kindly tell to me,
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
side the door
E
F
F#
G
G#
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
my old horse should
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
be?”
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A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool.
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
A
A#
B
C
C#
cannot
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
see,
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
A
A#
B
C
C#
lovely
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
sow
E
F
F#
G
G#
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
mother gave to
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
me.
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
many a-day I travelled,
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
A
A#
B
C
C#
hundred miles or
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
more,
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
A
A#
B
C
C#
saddle on a
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
sow
E
F
F#
G
G#
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
never saw be
A
A#
B
C
C#
D
D#
E
F
F#
G
G#
fore.
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And as I went home on Tuesday night
As drunk as drunk could be,
I saw a coat behind the door
Where my old coat should be.
Well, I called me wife and I said to her:
“Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that coat behind the door
Where my old coat should be?
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Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk you silly old fool,
Still you can not see
That’s a woollen blanket
That me mother sent to me.
Well, it’s many a day I’ve travelled
A hundred miles or more
But buttons on a blanket
Sure I never saw before.
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And as I went home on Wednesday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe up on the chair
Where my old pipe should be.
Well, I called me wife and I said to her:
“Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that pipe up on the chair
Where my old pipe should be?”
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Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk you silly old fool,
Still you can not see
That’s a lovely tin whistle
That me mother sent to me.
Well, it’s many a day I’ve travelled
A hundred miles or more
But tobacco in a tin whistle
Sure I never saw before.
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And as I went home on Thursday night
As drunk as drunk could be,
I saw two boots beneath the bed
Where my old boots should be.
Well, I called me wife and I said to her:
“Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them boots beneath the bed
Where my old boots should be?”
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Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk you silly old fool,
Still you can not see
They’re two lovely Geranium pots
Me mother sent to me.
Well, it’s many a day I’ve travelled
A hundred miles or more
But laces in Geranium pots
I never saw before.
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And as I went home on Friday night
As drunk as drunk could be,
I saw a head upon the bed
Where my old head should be.
Well, I called me wife and I said to her:
“Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that head with you in the bed
Where my old head should be?”
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Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk you silly old fool,
Still you can not see
That’s a baby boy that
Me mother sent to me.
Well, it’s many a day I’ve travelled
A hundred miles or more
But a baby boy with his whiskers on
Sure I never saw before.
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And as I went home on Saturday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw two hands upon her breasts
Where my old hands should be.
Well, I called me wife and I said to her:
“Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them hands upon your breasts
Where my old hands should be?”
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Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk you silly old fool,
Still you can not see
That’s a lovely night gown
That me mother sent to me
Well, it’s many a day I’ve travelled
A hundred miles or more
But fingers in a night gown
Sure I never saw before.
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As I went home on Sunday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw a thing in her thing
Where my old thing should be.
Well, I called me wife and I said to her:
“Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that thing in your thing
Where my old thing should be?”
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Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk you silly old fool,
Still you can not see
That’s a lovely tin whistle
That me mother sent to me.
Well, it’s many a day I’ve travelled
A hundred miles or more
But hair on a tin whistle
Sure I never saw before.